This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward... !full!

On a recent Friday night, Kim does what millions of her followers dream of. She turns down a concert invite. She ignores a Hinge match who wants to “grab a drink right now .” She lights a single candle that smells like “laundry and boundaries.”

But not everyone is buying the fleece-wrapped fantasy. Former coworker and self-described “office social director” Mark P., who asked to remain anonymous, is skeptical. “Chloe made us feel like we were the problem for wanting to bond. We’re not alcoholics. We just wanted to play ping pong. She turned basic friendliness into a villain origin story.” This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward...

“This office worker keeps turning her toward…” I start to ask. On a recent Friday night, Kim does what