David loved his morning coffee, but on this particular day, it loved him back – with a vengeance. After downing his usual triple-shot, he dashed to the bathroom, only to realize he was still on the phone with a client. As he tried to hold it in, he started doing the "pee-cha-cha-slide," much to the client's confusion. David's panicked whispers and shuffling sounds eventually led the client to ask, "Um, David, are you okay? It sounds like you're having a...unique experience." David sheepishly confessed, "Just a coffee emergency, my friend!"
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